Dumb human

• may or may not have mastered the art of indecisiveness •

jaclcfrost:

let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute

(via jonophobias)

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

(via stability)

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via ruinedchildhood)

Me:

Who's a good boy?

Dog:

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Me:

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cranberrymochafortheholidays:

me watching movies

(via bobsburgerscaps)

ichbinbells:

Happy 1st of September!

I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOOOL

(Source: athelstanning, via somethingkindofstrange)

disowns:

can i kiss your stupid fucking face or nah

(via jackballs)

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

(via joshpeck)

me:

I should go shower now

(five minutes later)

(another five minutes later)

(yet another five minutes later)

(more five minute intervals)

someone:

(goes into the bathroom)

me:

wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

*10th wedding anniversary* 

are you sure you like like me

(Source: pornstarwars, via skinnyjeansandpizzaa)